diomedeia:

studies show that the solution to literally every single case of “i swear ive seen that actor before but i absolutely cannot think of where” is that they were on an episode of law & order 5 years ago

daddyhole:

i hate people who take posts like “black ladies are beautiful” and say “YOU MEAN EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL”

its like showing up to a little celebratory function for an unappreciated tech crew of a movie and going “DONT U THINK THE ACTORS ARE IMPORTANT TOO???”

son the actors already have the red carpet and four billion dollars sit down

fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

calumberjacked:

jaclcfrost:

image

whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment

i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”

angelwards:

meladoodle:

ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe

john winchester

cumul0n1mbusbullsh1t:

davestridar:

pickup line: ill watch achievement hunter lets plays with you.

does that include the Fuel let’s play or are we talking about the Go’s because those are two different levels of commitment 

perftag:

u wanna say that to my face bitch?? ??? well please dont it will hurt my feelings

gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water